Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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