i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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