ugly people sure do ruin things
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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