Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
wow bdsm is so cute
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