what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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