I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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