Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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