Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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