And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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