how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
vagina is talking i cant
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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