So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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