I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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