I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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