Me too!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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