dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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