You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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