Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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