There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor