Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?

(504): View more from Louisiana

Aren't all three of those the same though?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.

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(949): View more from California

if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate

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(217): View more from Illinois

i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up

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(651): View more from Minnesota

pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.

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(801): View more from Utah

I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor

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