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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks

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• (646): View more from New York

  maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married

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  What? They have three kids?

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  Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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• (760): View more from California

  I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...

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  LMAO

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