She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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