Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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