How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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