Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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