Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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