Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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