My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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