My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
