Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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