Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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