May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
