Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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