She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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