wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
