Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
