I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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