so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
