I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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