So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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