dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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