No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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