you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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