I showed him my bush... on skype.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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