it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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