we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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