I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You took a bar mat shot.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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