In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
