When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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