She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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