She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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That's how twitter works, right?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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