shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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