She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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