If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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