Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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