She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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