We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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