3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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