writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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