I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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